Fierce Bambi was born on a bicycle during a hurricane on February the 29th, 1885 and is wanted in thirteen states for riding her bike on the sidewalk. She joined the circus at age 13 and once balanced six bicycles on her head at one time, while playing Mozarts fourth quartet on the flute. She endorses a return to the gold standard, and the legalization of public drunkenness.

 

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